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Fantasy Formula 1 - Australia results

Hoooooeee!

That was fun, wasn't it?! Great start to a new F1 season, with plenty of action, brilliant moves, exciting racing and Pastor Maldonado being a berk and blowing Williams' best chance of decent points for years. Full grumpyf1 race report to follow, but how did you do? Were you a Button or Hulkenberg?

Here's your answer....


RACE RESULT

Position
Name
Points
1
Andy
106
2
Elmon
104
=3
Olie B
103
=3
James
103
5
Russell
101
6
Ollie C
100
7
Paul
95
8
Ian S
92
9
Stephen H
88
=10
Heather
79
=10
Tony
79
12
Kristin
77
13
Tony's Mum
76
14
Mark E
71
15
Henry
69
=16
Steve M
66
=16
Claire
66
=16
Martin S
66
19
Cally
65
=20
Owen
64
=20
Jade
64
22
Jane
63
23
Martin R
62
24
Nigel
60
25
Jennifer
54
26
Aaron
53
27
Chris
52
28
Peter Gr
48
29
Mark S
42
30
Tiff
36
31
Scott
34
32
Ian J
15
33
Peter Ga
11

And, even more importantly (and taking into account some truly outrageously big pre-season deficits for massive overspending) here's the FF1 championship positions after race 1...



RUNNING TOTAL


Movement
Position
Name
Points
-
1
Mark E
22
-
2
Ian J
-5
-
3
Peter Gr
-14
-
4
Peter Ga
-20
-
5
Tiff
-40
-
6
Aaron
-53
-
7
Nigel
-70
-
8
Scott
-72
-
9
Claire
-109
-
10
Cally
-110
-
11
Jade
-111
-
12
Owen
-151
-
=13
Mark S
-153
-
=13
Martin R
-153
-
15
Jane
-229
-
16
Jennifer
-238
-
17
Russell
-239
-
18
Heather
-249
-
19
Steve M
-250
-
20
Elmon
-288
-
21
Tony's Mum
-290
-
22
Tony
-313
-
23
Stephen H
-317
-
24
Chris
-340
-
25
James
-344
-
26
Martin S
-381
-
27
Kristin
-398
-
28
Ollie C
-420
-
29
Henry
-421
-
30
Ian S
-428
-
31
Olie B
-432
-
32
Paul
-440
-
33
Andy
-460

I don't know about you, but I'm VERY excited! Don't worry though... a bleachy solution should clean it up.

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