grumpyf1

It seems the Windermere Canada Geese cull is set to go ahead, despite the best efforts of a Rock God. Queen’s Brian May was also involved, but I am, of course, referring to Bill Oddie. It seems that even the rampant genius of the man that wrote “Funky Gibbon” can’t prevent it now... Apparently, Canada Geese have become a bit of a problem for Windermere. I did recently see a gaggle of them mug an old lady and pinch her trolley thingy with wheels, before joyriding down the hill into Bowness, so clearly they are a bit of a menace. It seems they’ve REALLY upset some people though, who have now got a group together whose sole function is to get angry about Canada Geese. That sounds a lot like my “Fearne Cotton Killed Top Of The Pops And I’m Still Quite Angry About It” Society, but the less said about that the better. The group is made up of the Lake District National Park Authority and a variety of Farmers, Land-owners are (assumingly) people who got a bit frightened of a Goose w...