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"Kimi...." "What?!" "Thank's for winning the Grand Prix for us, Lotus really..." "Yes, Yes, Yes, I know you're pleased, now leave me alone!" "But we just wanted to..." "Where's my choc ice?" "Um....." "Kimi want Coke! Now! NOW NOW NOW!" "Just give it to him... it seems to be working. Mind you fingers though, he can be a bit..." "GRARARGGGGGGHHHH!!!!" "Ambulance to Enstone immediately, please." Naughty corner: How long have you got? There was a greater than usual display of grade 1 muppetry going on at Abu Dhabi, wasn’t there? I’m plumping for Webber though, for a quality showcase of error-strewn driving that made him look like he’s been getting lessons from Grosjean. Hero: Remember my affection for Nick Heidfeld and his lovely beard? I think Kimi and his radio messages may be creeping ahead... and for the win, of course. About time too. F...

I think I love Kimi Raikkonen. If you recorded and endless loop of his radio comms with the pitwall guys, and just about any interview he's ever done, I'd happily buy it and play in non-stop like a Bieber-obsessed 12 year old girl. Today's classic was definitely the surly "leave me alone!", and he'd have won the swearing on the podium prize too, but that Seb just always has to go one f***ing better, doesn't he? In a truly gargantuan-scoring Fantasy Formula 1 race weekend, the results from today look almost exactly like this:   RACE RESULT     Position Name Points 1 Elmon 176 2 Ollie C 166 3 Olie B 154 4 Andy 142 5 Ian S 141 6 Paul 129 =7 James 128 =7 Tony 128 =7 Rus...