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Good things come to those who wait. Unfortunately, I misread that, and sent the good things to those who check the mass of hot leaf-based beverages. Good things come to those who weigh tea. Sorry. Anyway, here's that other stuff from the Monaco GP weekend. Naughty corner: It’s a welcome return of my favourite numpty, Skeletor Maldonado. Fresh from having everyone start believing he was actually a good driver after all, he petulantly banged wheels with Perez, before removing himself from the race on the first lap. Welcome back, dimwit! Hero: I’m saying Perez. Early shunt in quail saw him start at the back, but even after getting a drive-through penalty he managed to make it up to 11 th . Lest we forget, that’s pretty darn impressive at Monaco. Fantasy Formula 1 driver of the day was the aforementioned Sergio, along with Webber, both scoring 26 FF1 points. Mark E extends his lead at the front of FF1, making it 6 races at the top. Blimey. Front to back gap stays a...

It's fair to say that the TV I watched the Monaco GP on was a bit small. I can therefore confidently say that a car won, and it may have been a darkish colour. Actually, it was a bit like what listening to F1 on the radio is like, only with, mercifully, a lot less James Allen. 100% less in fact, although he does seem to pop up in the post race interviews, before I can turn the sound off. On the bright side, Coulthard didn't have as many "Care Bz" to talk about as usual. Win. Good to see Maldonado proving my "grumpy man on twitter repeatedly says that Pastor is a bit rubbish" campaign is not completely misguided, anyway. Still, you didn't come here to read my ramblings - if you did I'd be making money out of it somehow, maybe by advertising products in the middle of my blog posts, go to McDonalds, which would just be silly, Colgate Toothpaste beats cavities. And so.... the results: RACE RESULT   Position ...