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Crikey, golly, blimey and holy moly!

Some time yesterday, my blog passed the 10,000 page views mark. For reasons I'm not entirely clear about, in October last year my usual monthly hit count rocketed skywards like a.. erm.. rockety-type thing, and has stayed high ever since.

About 90% of my current page views are coming from America. Being English, I can only conclude that I am either quaint, or in trouble with the FBI - I haven't figured out which yet.

Anyway - Ten thousand thank you's to everyone who has visited and read my bloggage. With my rubbish memory, you probably know more about me by now than I do.

The North West Evening Mail's Big Blogger competition has had me occupied since January, but I will get back to Formula 1 stuff as soon as I can. I might even subject the paper's readers to a spot of F1 too - that should guarantee my exit from the competition faster that Vettel can bag a third title.

Humbly yours,

Me

(Yes, yes. ELO. I got them in the paper too, y'know.)
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