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Fantasy F1 - Australia: The other stuff

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Want to know how the drivers scored, and the teams?

Think you can rely on me to get it right? As long as the answer to at least one of those questions was yes, everything should be just fine... fingers crossed.
  
 
Driver

Score this race
Total
Ranking
Jenson Button
27
27
2
Lewis Hamilton
16
16
7
Michael Schumacher
0
0
=13
Nico Rosberg
0
0
=13
Sebastien Vettel
26
26
=3
Mark Webber
14
14
8
Fernando Alonso
24
24
5
Felipe Massa
0
0
=13
Kamui Kobayashi
22
22
6
Sergio Perez
32
32
1
Pastor Maldonado
0
0
=13
Bruno Senna
0
0
=13
Kimi Raikkonen
26
26
=3
Romain Grosjean
0
0
=13
Paul di Resta
11
11
11
Nico Hulkenberg
0
0
=13
Daniel Ricciardo
4
4
12
Jean-Eric Vergne
0
0
=13
Heikki Kovalainen
0
0
=13
Vitaly Petrov
0
0
=13
Timo Glock
12
12
=9
Charles Pic
12
12
=9
Narain Karthikeyan
0
0
=13
Pedro de la Rosa
0
0
=13

Team
Score this race 		Total Ranking
Red Bull
26
26
=2
McLaren
27
27
1
Ferrari
24
24
4
Mercedes
0
0
=9
Lotus
26
26
=2
Williams
0
0
=9
Sauber
22
22
5
Force India
11
11
7
Toro Rosso
4
4
8
Caterham
0
0
=9
Marussia
12
12
6
HRT
0
0
=9
Naughty corner: It can only be Skeletor Maldonado, can’t it? On for Williams’ biggest points haul for ages, and all he had to do was bring it home safely. Berk.
Hero: Button is deserving, but I’m going for Raikkonen, for a dazzling and fighting return to F1. Good to have him back – at least the BBC can use the time they would normally spend trying to prize more than a word out of him on something else...
Fantasy Formula 1 driver of the day was Perez, with a hefty 32 point haul. Who picked him this season? Yup – no-one.
Well done to Mark E for bagging 1st place on his FF1 debut. Can he hang on to the lead next weekend...?
Front to back gap is a monstrous 482 points. Ouch.
Fantasy Formula 1: Where HRT are so far behind, they’re just lining up on the grid about..... now.
Next race: Woohooo! Not long to wait – it’s the Malaysian GP this Sunday 25th March...


(Musical assistance provided by the Kaiser Chiefs' most recent outing "The Future Is Medieval". Isn't it, though?)

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