grumpyf1

We’re only a couple of weeks away from Halloween, but the creepy stuff has arrived early this year - in the unlikely form of a clown invasion. If TV has taught me anything, it’s that the end of the civilized world will either involve everything shutting down due to malevolent sentient computers, an alien invasion, or zombies rising from the grave to devour us all. Computers is certainly plausible – my phone is already able to adapt for my fat fingers missing the keys, so destroying mankind is an obvious next step. Aliens? I’ve not see any evidence, but Cumbria has lots of uninhabited bits they could be hiding in, plotting our downfall. As for Zombies – if the end of the world comes from an attack by the undead, at least our destroyers will be smartly dressed, as not many people get buried in jeans and a T-shirt. But are we really heading for Clownpocalypse? If you’ve kept up with the media this week, you could be forgiven for assuming that the end is very nearly nigh, such has ...