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Fantasy Formula 1 - Bahrain results

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Luckily, the recipe for disaster that was the Bahrain GP turned out to be a great race and nothing more.

Seb got to exercise his finger once more, whilst Rosberg's victims are still trying to find their way back into the confines of the circuit. A busy old race then, with some top driving from the Lotus chaps. Kimi nearly smiled too - amazing. Everyone's happy then.

Except me. Keep looking down the scores from today and you'll see why. Lower. Bit lower. Keep scrolling...


RACE RESULT
  Position

Name
  Points
1
Elmon
124
2
Tony's Mum
97
3
Jane
88
4
Heather
82
5
Tony
79
6
Chris
78
7
James
76
8
Ollie C
72
=9
Olie B
66
=9
Ian S
66
=9
Steve M
66
=9
Russell
66
=13
Paul
60
=13
Mark E
60
=15
Andy
56
=15
Jade
56
17
Stephen H
52
=18
Claire
50
=18
Martin S
50
=18
Kristin
50
21
Owen
46
22
Jennifer
40
23
Mark S
38
24
Henry
34
25
Scott
32
26
Martin R
30
=27
Ian J
26
=27
Nigel
26
=29
Cally
20
=29
Peter Ga
20
31
Tiff
16
32
Aaron
8
33
Peter Gr
6

Yup. 6 points. Gah. Anyway, here's what it does to the totals:


RUNNING TOTAL
Movement
Position
Name
Points
=
1
Mark E
169
=
2
Peter Ga
118
=
3
Ian J
107
+1
4
Nigel
95
-1
5
Peter Gr
78
+1
6
Scott
70
-1
7
Tiff
57
=
8
Claire
52
+2
9
Jade
39
+2
10
Mark S
12
-3
11
Aaron
10
-2
12
Cally
6
=
13
Martin R
-4
=
14
Owen
-9
+1
15
Steve M
-31
+1
16
Jane
-40
-2
17
Jennifer
-56
+2
18
Elmon
-58
-1
19
Heather
-60
-1
20
Russell
-84
=
21
Tony's Mum
-87
+2
22
Tony
-128
=
23
James
-129
-2
24
Stephen H
-146
=
25
Chris
-149
=
26
Martin S
-196
+1
27
Ollie C
-216
-1
28
Kristin
-218
=
29
Ian S
-232
=
30
Olie B
-235
=
31
Paul
-251
=
32
Henry
-280
=
33
Andy
-290

(The depressing reality of the scores was compiled to the tune of Peter Gabriel's "Secret World Live".)

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