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According to the FIA's intensive research, none of the new teams wanting a place on next year's F1 grid are up to scratch.

That's a bit of a shame in my opinion (and this is my blog after all, not a bloody democracy). I think the new teams this year have added and interesting element, and whilst the old-school teams are grumbling, they all had to start somewhere and struggle their way up the grid. Personally, I think they should take the blue flags away. If you can't overtake a slow back-marker then tough. You aren't good enough. End of.

It's doubly bad because it means Jacques Villeneuve won't be back, and I SO want to see him dicing with Schumacher again.

I'm quite fond of Lotus because they have a great attitude and good drivers, I like Virgin because they're trying hard and I love their paint job, and I like Hispania because it still amazes me that they showed up at the first race with one of their drivers never having driven a lap before qualifying. And are still going.

Keep them and add some more. Do you want an F1 grid with under 18 cars on it? Thought not.

(Simon Mayo on R2 now. Think Phil Collins might be the current toon).

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