Fernando is faster than... ALL of you

Blimey. I wasn't expecting Alonso on pole.

I had a sneaky feeling that Jenson was going to be quick with his unusual rear-wing-the-size-of-a-sideboard & F-duct combo, but I wasn't really expecting to see 'Nando on pole. Still, fair play to him, although it did mean that Luci Di Grumpizemelo got to punch his fist at the tifosi. The git.

Some clever stragesing by Button's half of the McGarage gave him a surprise second, so we have the delight of the two guys with the toughest job of getting the title at the front for race day. Me likey. Oh yes.

Massa did well for 3rd (but really, other than his Dad, who cares at this stage?), Webber did a brilliant job for 4th after a car more unreliable than your average builder failed him in FP2 and 3 and Hamilton looked pretty grumpy to be lining up 5th. Not as grumpy as Seb though, who had to settle for 6th.

FOTA have changed the timings graphics for this race and they're BLOODY AWFUL! Although we now get to see all the times, there's no indication as to when someone has moved up. They used to show up in pink or green for a few seconds, but now you've no way of spotting when it changes. Thanks for spoiling my viewing, you idiots.

That feel better. As you might have gathered, I like a good moan. Roll on tomorrow...

(Tonight I'm listening to Charlie Patton's "Pony Blues". Tough going....)

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