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Tuesday? Don't talk to me about Tuesday.

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I just noticed - the DVLA want me to put a stamp on the sodding envelope to post it to them as well!

Thieving gits!

Other pointless rants:

Do you know how far a cherry yoghurt spreads if you drop one on the floor? No? I do. Quite a long way.

I think I may have released an involuntary scream when I heard Kraft were going to close a Cadbury factory. When did Cadburys lose the S, by the way. Now you have to say "I'm enjoying this Cadbury Creme Egg very much". Madness, I tell you.

Why does any sci-fi programme, when showing that there has been a disaster in London, have to give us a picture of Big Ben on fire. What set light to it? What's up there that would actually burn much? Yes, Dr Who, FlashForward and the Day Of The Triffids remake, I'm talking to you!

Don't get me started on the Triffids either... how come all British Policemen suddenly seem to be carrying hand guns? Why were there loads of cars in Downing Street?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGG!!!!!

(Wages Day by Deacon Blue is trying to calm me down. It isn't working.)
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