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Fantasy Formula 1 - Korea results

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Crikey. I've got a sudden feeling of deja-vu.

Crikey. I've got a sudden feeling of deja-vu.

Vettel wins 3 races on the trot, takes the lead of the championship and heads serenely towards back-to-back title number 3? How old is he? 25?! The legend that is The Firm's "Star Trekkin'" was number one whe he was born. Yes, he's that young. And yes, there are Klingons on the starboard bow.

Still, at least popular music has moved on, and the charts aren't ruled by strange novelty records. Gangnam Style you say? Never heard of it...

 
RACE RESULT
 
 
Position
Name
Points
1
Ollie C
88
2
Scott
75
3
Elmon
74
=4
Olie B
72
=4
Ian S
72
6
Claire
68
7
Chris
66
8
Tony
61
9
Paul
56
=10
James
55
=10
Andy
55
12
Tony's Mum
54
13
Stephen H
48
=14
Martin S
45
=14
Kristin
45
16
Jane
41
17
Steve M
40
18
Russell
38
19
Mark S
36
=20
Ian J
32
=20
Owen
32
22
Aaron
31
=23
Tiff
29
=23
Henry
29
25
Nigel
27
=26
Peter Gr
26
=26
Martin R
26
=28
Heather
20
=28
Mark E
20
=30
Jennifer
18
=30
Jade
18
32
Peter Ga
14
33
Cally
11

Fancy the totals as well, then? Ah, go on... seeing as it's you...

 
RUNNING TOTAL
 
 
Movement
Position
Name
Points
=
1
Elmon
793
+3
2
Ollie C
731
=
3
James
721
-2
4
Mark E
704
+4
5
Claire
684
+1
6
Tony's Mum
683
-1
7
Russell
680
-4
8
Nigel
675
-1
9
Steve M
668
=
10
Olie B
666
+3
11
Ian S
650
+1
12
Tony
644
+2
13
Jane
618
-3
14
Heather
613
-3
15
Martin R
611
=
16
Owen
592
+2
17
Paul
585
-1
18
Kristin
581
-1
19
Martin S
577
+2
20
Scott
576
-1
21
Stephen H
570
+2
22
Chris
559
-2
23
Tiff
536
+4
24
Andy
522
=
=25
Peter Gr
513
-2
=25
Jennifer
513
=
27
Jade
500
-2
28
Cally
496
=
29
Aaron
492
=
30
Peter Ga
437
=
31
Mark S
422
=
32
Ian J
383
=
33
Henry
355

Congratulations to Elmon for hanging on to the lead, but Blimey - isn't that Ollie C moving up fast...?

(Spot of Nena playing tonight. Yes, in my alphabetical trawl through my CD collection, we've finally reached the letter N!)
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