Skip to main content

Fantasy Formula 1 - Canada results

Image
By
Crikey. That was unexpected.

Lewis smiled and didn't complain about anything. That deserves a trophy and some shampoo at the very least. It looks rather like the Good-Fortune-At-McLaren-Cat has found a new lap to sit on. No, I don't know where I got that from either - bit weird, wasn't it? Shall we pretend I never said it? OK then.

The unfortunate by-product of all this was lots of images of Nicole Shitslinger's annoying habit of over-emoting all the time. Still, whilst she's doing that, she's not singing. Win there, I reckon.

Anyway, enough of me dissing celebrity couples, it's time for the Fantasy Formula 1 results from the Canadian GP! WARNING - MAY CONTAIN SCORES OF ZERO. COMPETITORS CALLED IAN J AND MARK S SHOULD LOOK AWAY NOW.


RACE RESULT

Position
Name
Points
1
Tony
81
2
Paul
80
3
James
78
4
Nigel
74
5
Henry
67
6
Elmon
66
7
Steve M
65
=8
Olie B
63
=8
Ian S
63
=10
Russell
58
=10
Martin S
58
=10
Kristin
58
13
Mark E
57
14
Jennifer
54
15
Andy
53
16
Tony's Mum
51
17
Heather
48
18
Ollie C
46
=19
Peter Gr
45
=19
Tiff
45
21
Owen
40
22
Martin R
37
23
Chris
34
=24
Jane
33
=24
Aaron
33
26
Scott
31
27
Jade
28
28
Cally
27
=29
Stephen H
23
=29
Claire
23
31
Peter Ga
18
=32
Ian J
0
=32
Mark S
0

Some waaaay wacky scores have shuffled the leaderboard nicely too:


RUNNING TOTAL

Movement
Position
Name
Points
=
1
Mark E
325
=
2
Nigel
291
+2
3
Peter Gr
211
-1
4
Peter Ga
210
+1
5
Tiff
200
+2
6
Scott
182
+1
7
Claire
172
-4
8
Ian J
167
+2
9
Steve M
163
-1
10
Martin R
150
-1
11
Owen
139
+3
12
Jennifer
137
+1
13
Aaron
125
-2
14
Jade
124
-3
15
Cally
123
+2
16
Elmon
114
+2
17
Russell
93
-1
18
Jane
92
+2
19
James
83
+3
20
Tony
79
-5
21
Mark S
75
-1
22
Tony's Mum
56
-3
23
Heather
54
+2
24
Martin S
5
-1
25
Chris
4
+5
26
Paul
-11
+2
27
Ian S
-18
+2
=28
Olie B
-21
=
=28
Kristin
-21
-5
30
Stephen H
-26
-4
31
Ollie C
-28
=
32
Henry
-85
=
33
Andy
-119

Crikey! And (in all probability) blimey!

(Je suis est listening to Jean Michel Jarre, avec the CD "Waiting For Cousteau". Il est tres ambient. Mai, oui. Un peu. Or something.)

Labels

Labels:

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Making an exhibition of yourself

By
Now and again, it’s good to reaffirm that you’re a (relatively) normal human being. One excellent way of doing this is to go to a business exhibition. Despite what you might have surmised from reading my previous columns, I am employable, and even capable of acting like a regular person most of the time, even joining in the Monday morning conversation about the weather over the weekend, and why (insert name of footyballs manager here) should be fired immediately. The mug! True, there are times, often involving a caffeine deficiency, where it is like having the distilled essence of ten moody teenagers in the room, but I try and get that out of the way when people I genuinely like aren’t around to see it. As part of my ongoing experiment with what others call ‘working’, my ‘job’ involves me occasionally needing to go and see what some of my colleagues get up to outside the office, and what our competitors do to try and make sure that they do whatever my colleagues do better than ...
Post a Comment
Read more

The Schaf Shuffle

By
The weather – source of endless fascination, conversation, irritation and (just recently) excess irrigation. And a fidgety weather presenter on the BBC... I’m endlessly fascinated with the weather, and will confess to making sure I catch the BBC’s updates whenever possible. Not the local ones, where half the presenters look like they got dressed in the dark, or ITV, where they seem to know very little about actual weather, but the national forecasts. Delivered by actual Met Office personnel, their job entails a tricky mix of waving your hands about a bit, explaining about warm fronts without smirking, and trying not to look too pleased whilst mentioning gales force winds and torrential rain. Or stand in front of Cornwall. Each has their own presenting style, but there is one who intrigues me above all the others. Step forward, Tomasz Schafernaker, the 37 year old man from the Met who breezed onto our screens in 2001, as the youngest male ever to point out that it was going to r...
Post a Comment
Read more

RIP Jenwis Hamilbutton

By
We are gathered here in this... (looks round a bit) um... blog, to mourn the passing of Jenwis Hamilbutton. His life may have been short and largely irrelevant, but he touched the lives of so many people that... sorry? Oh. Apparently that was someone else... Jenwis Hamilbutton rose briefly to fame on twitter during 2010, when he was retweeted by BBC F1 presenter Jake Humphrey, having criticised his shirt. A similarly unspectacular claim to fame occurred when a tweet he crafted at 1am on a windy night appeared in F1 Racing magazine. An amalgam of bits of Formula 1 drivers Lewis Hamilton and Jenson Button (mostly the hopeless bits), he came into existence via 3 pints of cider, a Creme Egg and the Electric Light Orchestra’s mournful 1986 farewell album “Balance Of Power”, played loudly over headphones. In his short existence, he was followed on twitter by Paul Hardcastle of “19” fame, and a bunch of slightly odd but jolly nice people, whom he was never entirely sure actually exist...
Post a Comment
Read more