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Fantasy Formula 1 - Canada results

Crikey. That was unexpected.

Lewis smiled and didn't complain about anything. That deserves a trophy and some shampoo at the very least. It looks rather like the Good-Fortune-At-McLaren-Cat has found a new lap to sit on. No, I don't know where I got that from either - bit weird, wasn't it? Shall we pretend I never said it? OK then.

The unfortunate by-product of all this was lots of images of Nicole Shitslinger's annoying habit of over-emoting all the time. Still, whilst she's doing that, she's not singing. Win there, I reckon.

Anyway, enough of me dissing celebrity couples, it's time for the Fantasy Formula 1 results from the Canadian GP! WARNING - MAY CONTAIN SCORES OF ZERO. COMPETITORS CALLED IAN J AND MARK S SHOULD LOOK AWAY NOW.


RACE RESULT


Position
Name
Points
1
Tony
81
2
Paul
80
3
James
78
4
Nigel
74
5
Henry
67
6
Elmon
66
7
Steve M
65
=8
Olie B
63
=8
Ian S
63
=10
Russell
58
=10
Martin S
58
=10
Kristin
58
13
Mark E
57
14
Jennifer
54
15
Andy
53
16
Tony's Mum
51
17
Heather
48
18
Ollie C
46
=19
Peter Gr
45
=19
Tiff
45
21
Owen
40
22
Martin R
37
23
Chris
34
=24
Jane
33
=24
Aaron
33
26
Scott
31
27
Jade
28
28
Cally
27
=29
Stephen H
23
=29
Claire
23
31
Peter Ga
18
=32
Ian J
0
=32
Mark S
0

Some waaaay wacky scores have shuffled the leaderboard nicely too:


RUNNING TOTAL


Movement
Position
Name
Points
=
1
Mark E
325
=
2
Nigel
291
+2
3
Peter Gr
211
-1
4
Peter Ga
210
+1
5
Tiff
200
+2
6
Scott
182
+1
7
Claire
172
-4
8
Ian J
167
+2
9
Steve M
163
-1
10
Martin R
150
-1
11
Owen
139
+3
12
Jennifer
137
+1
13
Aaron
125
-2
14
Jade
124
-3
15
Cally
123
+2
16
Elmon
114
+2
17
Russell
93
-1
18
Jane
92
+2
19
James
83
+3
20
Tony
79
-5
21
Mark S
75
-1
22
Tony's Mum
56
-3
23
Heather
54
+2
24
Martin S
5
-1
25
Chris
4
+5
26
Paul
-11
+2
27
Ian S
-18
+2
=28
Olie B
-21
=
=28
Kristin
-21
-5
30
Stephen H
-26
-4
31
Ollie C
-28
=
32
Henry
-85
=
33
Andy
-119

Crikey! And (in all probability) blimey!

(Je suis est listening to Jean Michel Jarre, avec the CD "Waiting For Cousteau". Il est tres ambient. Mai, oui. Un peu. Or something.)

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