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Fantasy Formula 1 - Spain results

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Good to see Montoya winning again.

Nice to see Schumacher beaten, and that Finnish chappy going well, whilst.... hang on a sec....

It's not the early 90's, is it? That wasn't Montoya - it was Maldonado. In a Williams. Winning a race.

Excuse me a second - I need to fall off my chair...

That's better. I have regularly pointed out to anyone who will listen (and quite a few others who didn't want to, but didn't get a choice) that Pastor isn't very good. Well, credit where it's due - he drove a great race against stiff opposition. A brilliant result for the Williams Team, and on Frank's 70th birthday too. Maaaaaarvelous.

Anyway, it's who scored what time in the land of Fantasy F1:


RACE RESULT

Position
Name
  Points
1
Paul
92
2
Henry
82
=3
James
81
=3
Russell
81
5
Jennifer
79
6
Steve M
78
=7
Olie B
74
=7
Ian S
74
=9
Martin S
70
=9
Kristin
70
11
Tony
68
12
Aaron
64
=13
Martin R
60
=13
Andy
60
15
Nigel
58
16
Ollie C
56
17
Elmon
54
18
Owen
52
=19
Peter Gr
46
=19
Cally
46
21
Tony's Mum
45
=22
Heather
44
=22
Scott
44
24
Mark E
41
25
Claire
38
=26
Chris
33
=26
Jane
33
28
Stephen H
32
28
Peter Ga
32
30
Tiff
30
31
Jade
27
32
Ian J
16
33
Mark S
15

And a touch of the totals, to boot:


RUNNING TOTAL

Movement
Position
Name
  Points
=
1
Mark E
210
+2
2
Nigel
153
-1
3
Peter Ga
150
+1
4
Peter Gr
124
-2
5
Ian J
123
=
6
Scott
114
+1
7
Claire
90
-1
8
Tiff
87
+2
9
Aaron
74
-1
10
Jade
66
+2
11
Martin R
56
=
12
Cally
52
+2
13
Steve M
47
=
14
Owen
43
-5
15
Mark S
27
+1
16
Jennifer
23
+3
17
Russell
-3
=
18
Elmon
-4
-3
19
Jane
-7
-1
20
Heather
-16
=
21
Tony's Mum
-42
+1
22
James
-48
-1
23
Tony
-60
=
24
Stephen H
-114
=
25
Chris
-116
=
26
Martin S
-126
+1
27
Kristin
-148
+1
28
Ian S
-158
+2
29
Paul
-159
-3
30
Ollie C
-160
-1
31
Olie B
-161
=
32
Henry
-198
=
33
Andy
-230

I moved up a place! Ha! Ha ha! Haaaaaahahaha!!!! Remarkable. I'd better go and check my maths....

(Spot of Daryl Hall and John Oates this evening, their 97 outing, "Marigold Sky".)
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