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An odd thing has happened with this blog... and it's America!

Or to be more accurate, the inhabitants of planet America. Mid-way through December the stats went off the scale (by my somewhat modest standards) and turned it into my biggest hitting month by a long way. January has already beaten a couple of previous months too, and the counter says the US is about to overtake the UK. Well, it doesn't say that as, in fact, it is an inanimate electronic counting programme, but hey - you knew what I meant, right? No? Bugger.

I have no idea why, but there you go. If I was interesting, funny, up-to-date, or had some insider F1 news, fair enough, but I'm duller than a bowl of 2 day-old dishwater (which has some bits of left-over lasagna floating about in it, and smells inexplicably of diesel. And where the hell did that pea come from? I haven't had any for weeks).

Welcome, anyway! I like you! Have a nice day! (If you're the CIA compiling a dossier on me, my real name is Alan Carr, and you need to lock me up for a very, very long time. Thank you.)

(Bemused post types to shiny new remaster of Mike Oldfield's "Incantations". Oooo - progtastic!)
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