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Apparently, next season the FIA will be cracking doen hard on unsporting behaviour in F1.

This is likely to result in race bans or similar, rather than just a ticking off and a fine (which, as most of them earn millions a year, is a bit like fining a docker for swearing). Good news, surely?

On this basis, Schumi would be out for a couple of races for trying to smear Rubens down a pit wall, Senna wouldn't have had much track time, and Fernando Alonso might as well call it a day and take up fishing. Except he'd probably annoy the fish too much, or get grumpy with a swan. That guy makes me look cheerful.

So, to sum up. More sporting behaviour = good (unless you're a Spanish mono-browed former World Champ in a red car).

(Tonight's tunes are from the Specials, "Singles" from 1991. Ska-tastic!)
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