Williams spot loophole in new rear wing regs

Good old Willliams. They've still got the cutting-edge instinct.

With the new regs for '11 allowing for adjustable rear wings, Sam Michael and co have come up with this nifty little device, that should give them an extra 30kmh on the straights, and it only needs the drivers to take both hands of the wheel for about 4 seconds to deploy it.

Made from an old pair of skis, some gaffer tape and 2 coat hangers, it should allow Rubens and Moldyolddough to overtake more effectively next year.

Barrichello said "I'm scared. Really scared. But I'm putting a brave face on it because, frankly, I retire soon and I don't want my pension to be affected if I tell Frank to sod off".

Oh, alright then. It's from the tyre tests and it was to allow a camera to look at the new Pirelli's close-up. Happy now? Sheesh.

(Oddly, I've just been listening to Apollo Four Forty's '99 album "Gettin' High On Your Own Supply", which includes the track used for a bit as ITV's F1 theme. Which reminds me - thank God F1 is on the Beeb now.)

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