I think I love Kimi Raikkonen.
If you recorded and endless loop of his radio comms with the pitwall guys, and just about any interview he's ever done, I'd happily buy it and play in non-stop like a Bieber-obsessed 12 year old girl.
Today's classic was definitely the surly "leave me alone!", and he'd have won the swearing on the podium prize too, but that Seb just always has to go one f***ing better, doesn't he?
In a truly gargantuan-scoring Fantasy Formula 1 race weekend, the results from today look almost exactly like this:
Hear that clunk? That was my jaw hitting the floor. This is what it does to the totals as we head into the final two races (Spoiler Alert! I may not win this year.)
I score 75 points, and only move up 1 place? Who wrote these stupid bloody rules?! Oh. Right. Dammit.
(Truly bonkers musical choice of the evening - Mike Oldfield's "Hergest Ridge".)
If you recorded and endless loop of his radio comms with the pitwall guys, and just about any interview he's ever done, I'd happily buy it and play in non-stop like a Bieber-obsessed 12 year old girl.
Today's classic was definitely the surly "leave me alone!", and he'd have won the swearing on the podium prize too, but that Seb just always has to go one f***ing better, doesn't he?
In a truly gargantuan-scoring Fantasy Formula 1 race weekend, the results from today look almost exactly like this:
|
RACE RESULT
|
||
|
Position
|
Name
|
Points
|
|
1
|
Elmon
|
176
|
|
2
|
Ollie C
|
166
|
|
3
|
Olie B
|
154
|
|
4
|
Andy
|
142
|
|
5
|
Ian S
|
141
|
|
6
|
Paul
|
129
|
|
=7
|
James
|
128
|
|
=7
|
Tony
|
128
|
|
=7
|
Russell
|
128
|
|
10
|
Chris
|
122
|
|
11
|
Tony's Mum
|
118
|
|
12
|
Claire
|
110
|
|
13
|
Stephen H
|
105
|
|
14
|
Kristin
|
101
|
|
15
|
Jane
|
100
|
|
16
|
Scott
|
93
|
|
17
|
Owen
|
89
|
|
18
|
Martin S
|
88
|
|
19
|
Heather
|
80
|
|
20
|
Mark E
|
79
|
|
21
|
Peter Gr
|
75
|
|
22
|
Henry
|
72
|
|
23
|
Steve M
|
66
|
|
=24
|
Aaron
|
63
|
|
=24
|
Jade
|
63
|
|
=26
|
Nigel
|
58
|
|
=26
|
Martin R
|
58
|
|
=28
|
Cally
|
46
|
|
=28
|
Tiff
|
46
|
|
30
|
Peter Ga
|
44
|
|
31
|
Mark S
|
43
|
|
32
|
Ian J
|
41
|
|
33
|
Jennifer
|
31
|
Hear that clunk? That was my jaw hitting the floor. This is what it does to the totals as we head into the final two races (Spoiler Alert! I may not win this year.)
|
RUNNING TOTAL
|
|||
|
Movement
|
Position
|
Name
|
Points
|
|
=
|
1
|
Elmon
|
1033
|
|
=
|
2
|
Ollie C
|
997
|
|
=
|
3
|
James
|
917
|
|
=
|
4
|
Olie B
|
908
|
|
+2
|
5
|
Ian S
|
879
|
|
+3
|
6
|
Russell
|
858
|
|
-1
|
7
|
Tony's Mum
|
857
|
|
-3
|
8
|
Claire
|
850
|
|
+2
|
9
|
Tony
|
842
|
|
-2
|
10
|
Mark E
|
813
|
|
+2
|
11
|
Paul
|
790
|
|
-2
|
12
|
Steve M
|
788
|
|
-1
|
13
|
Nigel
|
765
|
|
+1
|
14
|
Jane
|
758
|
|
+6
|
15
|
Chris
|
745
|
|
=
|
16
|
Kristin
|
744
|
|
+1
|
17
|
Stephen H
|
743
|
|
+5
|
18
|
Andy
|
738
|
|
-2
|
=19
|
Martin S
|
727
|
|
-1
|
=19
|
Owen
|
727
|
|
-7
|
21
|
Martin R
|
717
|
|
-2
|
22
|
Heather
|
715
|
|
-1
|
23
|
Scott
|
710
|
|
=
|
24
|
Tiff
|
611
|
|
+1
|
25
|
Peter Gr
|
608
|
|
+2
|
26
|
Jade
|
591
|
|
-2
|
27
|
Jennifer
|
588
|
|
+1
|
28
|
Aaron
|
581
|
|
-2
|
29
|
Cally
|
576
|
|
-4
|
30
|
Peter Ga
|
507
|
|
=
|
31
|
Mark S
|
499
|
|
=
|
32
|
Henry
|
477
|
|
=
|
33
|
Ian J
|
444
|
I score 75 points, and only move up 1 place? Who wrote these stupid bloody rules?! Oh. Right. Dammit.
(Truly bonkers musical choice of the evening - Mike Oldfield's "Hergest Ridge".)
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