Fantasy Formula 1: Britain results

What rhymes with "Massive plank"?

Pastor Maldonado. Oh, didn't that rhyme? Doesn't matter. He's still a plank.

In other news... nice one Webbo! Always satisfying to see someone beat Alonso fair and square, especially when everyone continually says he's the best driver in F1. I'm not saying he isn't, but at the British GP, it was nice to at least have a team based in the UK, and a driver who lives here, win the race. Especially as Button scraped a dismal tenth and Hamilton might as well have missed the race and gone out for donuts, rather than performing them after coming home 8th. I think I may have blinked and missed di Resta's race.

Anyway, you want results-flavoured goodness, yes? Open wide...

RACE RESULT
Position	Name	Points
1	Ollie C	82
2	Elmon	68
=3	Olie B	67
=3	Ian S	67
5	Tony's Mum	64
6	Tony	62
7	Andy	61
8	Stephen H	59
9	Martin S	56
10	Russell	55
=11	James	52
=11	Paul	52
13	Chris	48
14	Tiff	47
15	Kristin	46
16	Jane	45
17	Heather	43
18	Claire	40
19	Steve M	39
20	Henry	35
21	Nigel	34
22	Owen	33
23	Jade	29
=24	Peter Gr	28
=24	Mark E	28
=26	Scott	27
=26	Martin R	27
28	Peter Ga	24
29	Aaron	20
30	Cally	19
31	Mark S	17
32	Jennifer	12
33	Ian J	8

Delicious, no? Got room for Running Total pudding loveliness? Of course you have, you greedy git...

RUNNING TOTAL
Movement	Position	Name	Points
=	1	Mark E	419
=	2	Nigel	357
=	3	Tiff	321
+1	4	Steve M	287
-1	5	Peter Ga	278
+6	6	Elmon	273
=	7	Claire	270
-2	8	Peter Gr	269
+5	9	Tony's Mum	264
+3	10	Jane	248
-3	11	Martin R	244
-3	12	Scott	243
-2	13	Owen	240
+3	14	Russell	220
-5	15	Ian J	217
+2	16	James	211
-2	17	Jade	209
+4	18	Tony	190
+6	19	Ollie C	187
+1	20	Heather	184
-5	21	Jennifer	183
+1	22	Martin S	181
-4	23	Aaron	177
-4	24	Cally	174
+2	25	Olie B	140
-2	=26	Mark S	138
=	=26	Stephen H	138
+1	28	Ian S	137
-1	29	Chris	119
=	30	Kristin	110
=	31	Paul	90
=	32	Henry	-2
=	33	Andy	-3

Full now? Wafer thin mint....?

(Diggin' some ancient Blues dude finery, in the form of Leadbelly's "Midnight Special".)