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Fantasy Formula 1 2011 - Monaco results

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What-ho, chaps!

Well the annual romp around the principality was highly entertaining, wasn't it? Not least because a certain McLaren driver with an odd 'beard', oddly big sunglasses, odd girlfriend and massively big chain of Harry Ramsdens on his shoulder went off on one post-race, and displayed a level of paranoia, by implying that everyone and everything is out to get him, that was breathtakingly arrogant, but bettered only by trying to drop in an Ali G "Is it because I is black" joke that seems to be backfiring more that an HRT on a bad day.

Good luck with that one Lewis. You may just have alienated a very large segment of your remaining fans by coming over as a spoilt, petulant child.

Anyway, you want results, not my rambling. Happily, I can oblige...


Which does the following for the all-important running total:



Yes. I am still in the lead. Bwahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!

Ahem. Race report and other stuff to follow...

(Tonight on BBC2 at 10pm there is the first of a two-part documentary about Queen. In honour of this occasion, I am currently listening to Freddie Mercury's "Mr Bad Guy" LP from 1985.)
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