Chirpy chirpy tweet tweet

Evenin' all.

If you cast you peepers a little to the right.. bit more.... bit more than that... there you go. Yes, I have (as previously mentioned) joined Twitter. Thought I might as well get some useful information from people who, er, twit and hear it first hand, from the horse's mouth, so to speak. Or bird's, er, beak. Confusing this, isn't it? Rest assured, I'll still be posting pointlessly long, meandering, things that seem to take an eternity to reach a conclusion, so much so that you (and, in fact, I) have forgotten what they were about by the time we get there, that...

Erm. What was I saying?

Oh, yeah. Anyway, if it's short I'll twat it, if it's longer or I need a REALLY GOOD RANT, it will still be here.

If you're a twot also, let me know your, er.. (really should have looked into this before I started) handle(?) and if you follow anything you think I should be following also (baaaaaaaaaa!), let me know. I did get a follower after just 10 minutes, but she was offering me a free iphone, so I got rid of her. Hang on... do you think it might have been real?

(Choon at the mo: Freak Power "Turn On, Tune In, Cop Out". Remember that one? 95ish?)

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