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Maldona-d'oh!

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Williams have kept Pastor Maldonado for 2012.

Might I pose one, teensy, awkward question? Why the hell would you want to do that?!

Pastor's greatest achievement this season was getting investigated twice for ignoring blue flags. In the same race.

Could it, just possibly, be down to money? A big pile of Venezuelan state oil company money? Or is it because he's jolly talented and just needs a bit more time to shine? You're right - it's the cash, innit.

So Skeletor's twin will be back on the grid next season, giving the team some much-needed finance, but not scoring many points, which will make it hard for them to get investors, which means they won't be able to afford decent drivers, which means... Erm... Christ! An F1 Mobius strip! Aaaaaaaghhhh!!!!!

Either that, or Williams REALLY don't want to win races again.

(Listening to the radio at the mo: Ken Bruce on Radio 2)



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