Good evening to you. But not you - that was very rude, and if you do it again, I'm telling my Mum. It's time once more for the collection of leftovers from the Chinese GP, starting off with the slightly too-salty bubble and squeak that is: The driver and team stats! Congratulations to Henry and Nigel, who barge into the top three high scores of the season so far with 96 and 91 points apiece. At the other end of the spectrum, Heather goes from leading Fantasy F1 to bagging just 4 points in two races. Oh dearie me. But not on Tuesdays. Naughty corner? Crikey - it was a bit busy, but I guess Jaime's pit crew for causing him to be the only retirement of the race. Hero? Got to be Webber, for hauling it all the way to a podium finish from 18th, and without KERS too. The top three drivers so far are Vettel with 71, Webber on 67 (up 3) and Hamilton with 51 (up 2). Heidfeld and Button drop out of the top three. Maldonado and Perez are the only drivers not to have scored ...
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