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It’s always a bit of a surprise to hear a politician admitting they got something wrong, and apologising. I understand there have actually been more confirmed sightings of rocking-horse poo. So when the Deputy PM, Nick Clegg, did his earnest to-camera apology regarding tuition fees, you could have heard a penny drop. If any of us actually had any pennies left to drop. Strangely, this apology seemed to be more about the fact that the Lib Dems had stated that they were going to do something, not the fact that they hadn’t. Which is a bit like saying you’re aren’t apologising for forgetting to put the bins out, you’re just sorry you said you’d do it in the first place. Still, Nick is darn sorry, and stared forlornly down the lens at us with big, sad, eyes (like the cat in Shrek) whilst saying so. Luckily, the wonderful world that is the internet was on hand to immortalise this awkward moment, capturing it forever with millions of YouTube viewings, where otherwise it would have b

According to Eddie Jordan (and he's completely reliable, right?) tomorrow is the day when we'll find out some of the big changes in driver line-ups for 2013. Schumi to retire again? Robohamilton to join Mercedes? Kovaleinen, di Resta, Perez or just about any driver (currently in F1, or even dead, it doesn't seem to matter) in the vacant and tantrum-stained McLaren seat? Massa dropped by Ferrari? Perez in the Ferrari? Perez in every conceivable car, possibly at the same time? With knobs on? More importantly (being a BBC viewer) who will get Jakey-Wakey's ipad and chance to trip over forklift trucks? I don't think Lee McKenzie is quite up to it: her stock question is "So (insert driver name here) tell us what happened". Brilliant. Wish I'd thought of that. Mind you, if they decide to put her in the post ahead of James Allen, I'll be positively dancing. Dad dancing, admittedly, but dancing all the same. Who do I want to see in a top seat for

It was sadly ironic that, just after everyone escaped unscathed from a massive first corner accident at the last race, Prof. Sid Watkins, who had done such great work improving the safety of F1, should pass away. There are many drivers racing, and retired, who owe him their lives, not just through his life-saving treatment, but his tireless work to prevent them from being in a situation that would require it. Rest in peace, Sid. And thanks. The week prior to the race also brought the news that the man we all thought was BBC through and through, Jake Humphrey, will be leaving his role at anchorman of the channel’s coverage to become a Footballerism pundit for a new station run by BT. Would the last member of the Beeb team please remember to turn the lights out when they go... Singapore has rapidly become one of my favourite races. The spectacle of it always amazes me, and fans are plentiful and enthusiastic. The fact that they seem to have got Safety Car appearances written in t

Splendid! I do like the Singapore GP - great spectacle, enthusiastic support, and Michael Schumacher being a tit. What more could you ask for? How about the front 2 on the grid having car problems? 2 safety car periods? Stewards being paid overtime? Grosjean and Maldonado NOT crashing into anyone? Ah - go on then, seeing as it's you. A late call on Webber using one of the side streets to overtake resulted in him getting a penalty, so you have the pleasure of knowing that the scores below are from my 2nd attempt at calculating them. That grinding noise? It's my teeth. Here you are then - double your pleasure...   RACE RESULT     Position Name Points 1 Andy 102 2 Olie B 99 3 Elmon 98 4 Ollie C 96 5 Chris 94 =6 James 90 =6 Kristin 90